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Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:08 pm
So I like to watch stupid videos and listen to fucked up songs on the internet. This thread is me sharing with you my favorite stuff that I saw here, or people sent it to me, or that I remember from 39,20, 10, 5, or 1 year ago, that always keep popping up in my brains. This is by no means a Publisher's Clearing Haus of internet shits, this is just the shit that I dig.

Please feel free to show me something that I may have missed. I'm fat and old and on the pre-internet since 1987 but I do miss crucial things. Thank you in advance.

Out of the 100 things that somebody shows me that I really really really really REALLY have to see, I've seen 90% of it that's killer. The rest is just dead bodies or Eight Is Enough blooper reels.

And since shit always gets flushed down the mammory hole, I'll leave a short description with the shit so our children may find the l33t w4r3z torr3nt pr0n on The Wayback Machine at Archive.org after almost everything has been put on the hologram drives and we're dead as fuck.

Here's to start things off nicely: A couple of creepy twin brothers being interviewed at the fair in Indiana.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:11 pm

DOG POLICE "Dog Police" from the LP Dog Police from 1986.
This is why the internet was invented.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:17 pm

The best video of babies puking on the internet and the best clip from AFV. My big headed son is at 34 seconds ruining the party. Party.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:25 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater

1981 DNW!
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:29 pm

ABWARTS "Computerstaat" 1980. Another one from Germany. 2 of these dudes went on to smash uber metal in Einstürzende Neubauten.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:35 pm

Paranoid schizo complains to city about a "rogue helicopter pilot".
"Ice in the arena." etc etc. Amazing.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:52 pm

Captain Hook 2: Sharky's Rap
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 7:59 pm

MAN 2 MAN "Male Stripper" 1986 12" single
Paul Zone was in The Fast.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 8:00 pm

BOYS DON'T CRY "I Wanna Be A Cowboy" 1986
Crucial Lemmy cameo.
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 8:03 pm

The BOLLOCK BROTHERS "Harley David (Son Of A Bitch)"
Serge Gainsbourg cover!
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 8:04 pm

SLADE "Hear me Calling"
Ten Years After cover on a TV show. The goddamn fucking riffs!
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 10:51 pm

Just found out about this. Almost an hour long, so get comfy.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 10:20 am
just found out about THIS.



Also , i have the whole video that Sharky's Rap up there comes from, but it's probably all on youtube. The sidekick is a perfect cross between Andy Richter and Jack Black.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 11:38 am
Tough to beat Jerry and Gary, the twins from Portland, Indiana. I've watched it 4 times in a row and I'm crying tears of joy.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 12:18 pm
Good thread
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 12:35 pm
Twin brothers 4 ever.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 5:10 pm
not super obscure but i find it hilarious. and its a song.

Posted: Jan 24, 2013 6:04 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater

Best cry ever. Most definitely not obscure but I first found out about this in April in Memphis.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 6:07 pm
The internet mocks my phone.
Posted: Jan 24, 2013 11:33 pm

There's the best cry ever.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 1:00 pm
I have shown the Jerry and Gary video to four people I work with. All four have been so confused.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 1:13 pm
all four have been so confused
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 1:19 pm
All four have "[u]been so confused[/u]"
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:15 pm

Moo & Oink commercial. Gets pretty hectic around :20.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:18 pm

Montgomery Flea Market Mini Mall. Kids need to study that keyboard bass in school.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:19 pm

Rob Halford in court on some subliminal message nunsense!
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:22 pm

Max Headroom TV hacking WTTW Chicago feed. My files.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:24 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater

Pole Position commercial for jerks. The theme song is fucking triumphant.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:28 pm

Struttin' that ass to Gunnersville.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:30 pm

MC Miker G & DJ Sven "Holiday". Found this on here at least 5 years ago. Thanks!
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:36 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater

Dow Jones & The Industrials "Can't Stand the Midwest" live @ Third Base.

Dow Jones & The Industrials "What's The Difference". Fuck yeah!
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:41 pm

Ronnie Biggs & The Sex Pistols "No One Is Innocent". File under fake punk godhead.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:49 pm

Scrotom Poles "Helicopter Honeymoon", "Pick The Cat's Eyes Out", "Radio Tay", "Why Don't You Come Out Tonight" played with some shit shot from their days in school.

Scrotom Poles "Night Train" too. Almost forgot it.

Highest recommendation especially if you've made it this far watching the videos.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:51 pm

Angry Grandpa pinwheel prank. Sorry, got too serious for a few minutes.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:55 pm

Heavy Metal Parking Lot. Somebody hasn't seen it. Back in 1989 VHS wasn't on Webcrawler.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 7:58 pm

"Maybe write a song with GRIP AS THE HOOK."
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 8:02 pm
I have shown the Jerry and Gary video to four people I work with. All four have been so confused.

Glad that it's posted first to let everybody know that this isn't just Tosh.Bro shits. Of course blatant killer shit slaps you in the face but those goddamn twins get into your mind From Beyond stylee.
Posted: Jan 25, 2013 10:03 pm
"Maybe write a song with GRIP AS THE HOOK."

That does it, I'm going out to LA where the Bloods and the Grips play.
Posted: Jan 26, 2013 4:39 pm
i kinda feel like starting again from the top.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 8:59 am
Fuck yeah Useless Eater! Good thread!
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:36 am

Dog bite.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:42 am

White Dog is streaming on Netflix right now. The melodrama! With a Simon from Simon & Simon, Terrell from Wrath of Khan and Zac's grandpa Burl Ives trying to keep the white dog under wraps.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:44 am

The Halls of Medicine. Shut the fuck up.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:46 am

Dave Campo, Car Sales Evangelist. "FRIENDS."
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:48 am

Alan Gillett "All Shook Up". From Peoria, IL.

Alan Gillett "Personality".
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:50 am

Echo Star "Heavy Metal".
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:55 am

Stephan Und Nina - Feuerwerk. Funken.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:56 am

Haindling "Du Depp" 1983. Still better than ska.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 9:58 am

Nox Nox "10 Vor 10". I own this record. Thanks for understanding.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:01 am

Eskorbuto "Os Engaņan" from the Basque. Does not get the basque face. Crucial Pac-Man/junkie elbow.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:08 am

Jo Squillo Eletrix "Skizzo Skizzo" 1981.

Jo Squillo "Violentami".

Beware going down the rabbit hole of Italian fake punk disco stuff.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:11 am

Jilted John "Jilted John" on TOTP from 1978. Best song ever played on there. Getting it!
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:15 am
The Last Words "Animal World" 1978.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:19 am

Whodini "Freaks Come Out At Night"
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:22 am

Newcleus "Jam On It"
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:23 am

Jonzun Crew "Pack Jam" 1983 on German TV Jah wohl!
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:25 am

Egyptian Lover "Freak-A-Holic" 1986. Just like my dad.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:31 am

Fat Boys "Stick 'em". It took me this long to post a Fat Boys video. Not bragging, just showing my restraint. Yes the "Kurt" he's referring to is me. My dad once came home from the go-kart track in the mid 80s and told me that some big dudes came in to ride the karts. They had a show at Wings and he said that they were super nice and big dudes so he eased off the governors a bit so they could have some fun. Honda 5hp FTW. I was 12 so I was at home chillin and not working that day. Worst day.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:32 am
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:33 am

Fat Boys "All You Can Eat" 1985. 3 floored Sbarros? FUUUUUUUUUCCK. Thank you Kurtis Blow for all your hard work with the Fat Boys.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:35 am
This thread is about to destroy my Chrome browser. Nice segue....
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:38 am

Chrome "Meet You In The Subway". Helios's upload, removing the Target (c) video shit. One of the first videos that I saw when YouTube launched in late 2005 and the Merle Allins of the world's VHS collections did weep.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:40 am
^ Bobby Jimmy And The Critters "We Like Ugly Women". Nice.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:44 am

Disco Rick And The Dogs "Lick It" 1990. Miami, Rick from the Gucci Crew. Best appropriation of "Whip It". I've got 2 copies of this LP and they're both in worst shape. Would go well with a Country Teasers set at a loft party.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:46 am

Whistle "(Nothing Serious) Just Buggin'" 1985. Thanks to BJ for showing me this, damn.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:49 am | Edited by: Useless Eater

Cold Crush Brothers "Punk Rock Rap" 1982. Easily the best electro song about punk rock in my record collection. This song fucks with me how good it is.

Live version from 2011!
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 10:52 am
Adidas Tracksuits, 1-2-3.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 11:06 am

The Stalin "Romantist" from 1982. I'm partial to this video.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 11:09 am

the Shockmaster WCW debut. With Dusty Rhodes breaking it down.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 11:58 am
This thread has provided me with MUCHO entertainment. Mucho. Thanks.
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 5:44 pm
you're really working a groove.

where's the cats on a treadmill?
Posted: Jan 28, 2013 7:27 pm
Alabama tree leprechaun and scraper bike kids seem to be missing as well.
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:07 am

god bless the cold crush punk rock rap for being the source of the ubiquitous "oh my god!"
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:32 am
Hasn't everybody already seen all of these a google thousand million of times already?

Blazin Hazen

Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis

Eli Porter vs. Envy

Farting preacher

Gingers have souls

Grape lady falls

I like turtles

Mobile Leprechaun
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:35 am
Back to my regularly scheduled programming.

Jan Terri "Journey To Mars"
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:37 am

Jan Terri "Get Down Goblin"
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:38 am

Thor "Keep The Dogs Away"
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:39 am

Anal Cunt - Live at Brandywine, Wilmers Park Maryland 06-19-93
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:41 am

Pungent Stench "Sick Bizarre Defaced Creation"
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:44 am

Hobbs Angel Of Death "Brotherhood" 1988 Melbourne thrash!
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:46 am

Venom stage banter from City Gardens, NJ. WILD.
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:46 am
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:50 am

Lordi "Hard Rock Hallelujah" 2006 Eurovision winner. They beat Abba's cojoined triplets for the win.
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:53 am

Cajmere "The Perculator" on Detroit cable access.
Thanks for reminding me of this, Kevin!
Posted: Jan 29, 2013 10:56 am

Cybotron "Cosmic Cars". Where's the live footage of Juan Atkins doing this on Cambodian Soul Train?
Posted: Feb 2, 2013 7:16 pm

Suburban Reptiles "Saturday Night Stay At Home" from 1978
Posted: Feb 3, 2013 8:35 am

Hitchhiker gives reincarnated Jesus the hatchet. Kai is the man!
Posted: Feb 6, 2013 8:26 am

Sleeze Boys "Robocop". Best Kraftwerk swipe.
Posted: Feb 6, 2013 10:30 pm

War - "Tobacco Road" on Beat Club 1970
Posted: Feb 10, 2013 11:04 pm

Posted: Feb 10, 2013 11:50 pm

aaaand this.
Posted: Feb 11, 2013 12:00 am
Yo KB this will make the bass sound so clear...
Posted: Feb 12, 2013 2:05 pm
Posted: Feb 12, 2013 3:34 pm
^ holeeee!
Posted: Mar 20, 2013 3:15 pm
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Posted: Mar 21, 2013 8:12 pm

Selling Is Service
Posted: Apr 1, 2013 10:52 pm

The Spider-Man birthday dance takes the party to the next level of the game.
Posted: Apr 1, 2013 10:54 pm

Cock And Ball Torture wedding AKA Mancinos catered grindercore.
Posted: Apr 1, 2013 11:00 pm

USA Baby commercial. Now matters are worse.
Posted: Apr 1, 2013 11:04 pm

Soggy "Waiting For The War" from Paris 1981. Goner has copies of the repro single in stock as of 3 days ago. This video gives me hope in the endless quest for more Stooges inspired Parisian punk metal.
Posted: Apr 2, 2013 6:50 pm
Have you seen this google street view sequence. Pretty great.
Posted: Apr 2, 2013 7:56 pm
subliminal fail
Posted: Apr 3, 2013 12:38 pm

Amish Bill Grundy interview for dirty sods. Shaun from the Real Losers knows how to party, thanks!
Posted: Apr 3, 2013 7:14 pm

The Imperial March performed on two 3.5" floppy drives.
Posted: Apr 20, 2013 4:48 pm

Happy Wax Cylinder Day!
Posted: Apr 23, 2013 4:18 pm
Posted: Apr 23, 2013 9:11 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater

Billy doesn't want you in his tiny room.
Posted: Apr 23, 2013 9:16 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater
This phone is not in a chillzone for posting videos.
Posted: Apr 23, 2013 11:01 pm

Bobby speaks to parents.
Posted: Apr 24, 2013 12:03 am
Posted: May 3, 2013 7:37 pm

My favorite band from Tawas, MI is most definitely Afterbirth. They released Who's In There 7" EP in 1988 and it's the real deal.

Afterbirth demos. Sounds like Land Speed Record complete with Grant Hart glue sniffin vox filtered through McDonalds style core.

Anarchy is Afterbirth 2 years later and showing a maturation in songwriting and blues scale licks in Mick's basement.
Posted: Jun 2, 2013 5:31 pm
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 9:18 am

Norman Gunston "Kiss Army" (1980)
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 9:19 am

Jacko "Me Brain Hurts" (1985). Thee Energizer, oi!
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 9:22 am

Ward 13 "Robot Wizards" (1980). Auzzie friends, I need this for extreme DJ battles. Let's make a deal.
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 9:24 am

Mike Brady "The Cube" (1981). No need to solve this shit.
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 1:27 pm
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 4:02 pm
Best ever thread.
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 5:09 pm
This thread has ruined my browser every time I click it. Download more RAM dot COM. Trying to get it to the 2nd page.
Posted: Jun 3, 2013 11:58 pm | Edited by: Donkey
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:09 am

Complete - Hot As Hell

Complete - the interview
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:24 am

"Whip It" by middle school kids.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:25 am

Bronson Arroyo Ford commercial.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:27 am

Dutch Hercules One Man Band (DHOMB) "Interstellar OD"
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:30 am

Little superstar


MC Miker G & DJ Sven "Holiday Rap"

Pretty sure Bazooka Joe hipped us to this shizz.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:31 am

now with Effectol.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:33 am

I don't even know.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:35 am

Sondra Prill "Nasty".
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:42 am

Michael PS Hayes "Bad Street USA"

Husker Du in a Minneapolis basement in 1984 covering "Bad Street USA".
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:43 am

GOD "My Pal" from 1988.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:47 am

Mad Macka "Adidas Tracksuit" and "Hair Dinkum" at GF9 2012.

Boondall Boys "Hair Dinkum"

Might be Macka's best song besides "The Year My Guitar Broke".
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:53 am

Supernaut "I Like It Both Ways" from 1976.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:55 am

Jock Hattle "Crazy Family" from 1983. Oh yes.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 10:57 am

Len Cella's Moron Movies part 1. Genius level.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 11:01 am

Weber Cooks chili cheese nachos. File under Goner Cookbook #2.
Posted: Jun 11, 2013 11:05 am

Stranglers "(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)" from 1977. Crucial pub sax key punk.
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