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Windy Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 2:29 am is what I hear every time I see the commercial for Aciphex Call now to learn about ass effects.....
Theresa K Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 2:35 am Call now to learn about ass effects do you remember the adverts for Meridia.... side affects include ANAL LEAKAGE???
myleftlegisacementmixer Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 2:53 am I'd like to see the return of the Doxidan commercial featuring The Ballad Of The Gentle Laxative ("Doxidan Doxidan, when nature needs a helping hand").
Wire Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 3:02 am There's a business in the building called "Pope Asset Management" that I always read as "Pope-Assed Management." It does my heart good.
SAMBEAUX Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 3:56 am There's a business in the building called "Pope Asset Management" Apparently, there's some sort of group in the building that does all the accounting for some local strip club chain. I wonder if that's them...
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 4:35 am Aciphex I was going to post this! But I didn't think people would know what the fuck I was talking about!
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 4:37 am Fist time I only HEARD the aciphex commercial from the kitchen... I immediatley stopped what I was doing once I heard ASS-EFX!
Matto Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 5:05 am Olestra!
elle Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 6:04 am ass effects! you can run your farts through an effects processor and you get enhanced butt trumpeting.
Luke Warm Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 7:11 am The commercial for Varimyst has the bottom-of-the-screen small print that says, "The way in which Varimyst works is not entirely understood."
elle Member	Posted: Jan 15, 2008 7:33 am The commercial for Varimyst has the bottom-of-the-screen small print that says, "The way in which Varimyst works is not entirely understood." that sure would make me feel comfortable with using it.
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Jan 16, 2008 3:08 pm that sure would make me feel comfortable with using it. I was never sure how acid made the carpet move up and down! FUCK IT!
Alisa Member	Posted: Jan 16, 2008 3:27 pm I'm still mad that they changed "You bet your sweet Aspercreme" to "You'll bet that it's Aspercreme". Wusses.
Windy Member	Posted: Jan 16, 2008 4:53 pm I don't remember the drug, but there was one years ago whose side effects included: Gas with oily discharge, frequent and urgent need for bowel movements and the inability to control them
CS Eunuch Member	Posted: Jan 16, 2008 7:11 pm Saw a commercial for HERPECIN-L, a cold sore medicine.... there's one that's got to be just FLYING off the shelves!
tapecase jackson Member	Posted: Jan 16, 2008 7:16 pm I was half asleep, drunk, & stoned laying in bed when the Ass Effects commercial came on like a week ago. I lifted my head up just to make sure I was actually hearing what I thought I was hearing, and starting giggling my ass off. I'd forgotten all about that until I saw this thread.

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