Huge Russian cat

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guy Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 2:17 pm http://www.diesel.pp.net.ua/news/2007-02-15-104 Wouldn't want to get in between him and his Whiskas. Fuck!
arman Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:23 pm dear russians, please stop taking pictures of your wife taking a bath. its gross. xoxo arman
bradx Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:28 pm i think she's hot the cat rules!
bazooka joe Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:31 pm is that a felis domesticus? can't be.
ottawarockerdude Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:35 pm Рыбная кошка - редкое животное!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arman Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 3:36 pm my thoughts exactly
JJ Champion Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:12 pm Dear Russians, Please stop taking pictures of your cat destroying chickens. It's gross. xoxo Jay
arman Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 4:15 pm do those people ever wear clothes?
queenothetwist Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 5:48 pm is that a hand grenade in kitimus maxiumus mouth? i was waiting for the next frame to be explodedcat
idiot string Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 5:57 pm fuck that cat!!
saint sarah Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 5:59 pm That is some kind of fucking ocelot or something. I think this fat cat is russian too
Womb Raider Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 6:00 pm thank you. those pictures are, by far, the best thing that have happened to me all day.
jarthur Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 7:33 pm In the tub with the catfish! russians are nuts.
arman Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 7:51 pm where else are we put-ink de chaht-fish, in ree-ver?
bazooka joe Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 7:53 pm no comrade, in wodka!
banned Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 8:53 pm Joe, Russians do have a "v" sound, it's just that the letter that makes it looks like a "B." I think what you meant to say was "een voad-kah"
jarthur Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 9:53 pm i like to call 'em soviets.
bazooka joe Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 9:55 pm Joe, Russians do have a "v" sound, it's just that the letter that makes it looks like a "B." I think what you meant to say was "een voad-kah" yeah right, next thing you'll be telling me is that chinks don't really say "ah so," huh?
Crystal Lake Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:01 pm I think this fat cat is russian too that is some seriously epic music.
leftpeg Member	Posted: Oct 19, 2007 11:44 pm Thank god for Chernobyl.
saispas Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 12:24 am Catfish in the same tub in which you bathe?!?! Only the Russkies. Definitely a "fucking ocelot or something". I was a fan until I saw its nose and too-close-together eyes. I do like its coat and size though. Dear Russians, Make one of these with the cuter face of the typical domestic shorthair. XOXO.
leftpeg Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 12:43 am according to google's Russian translator: "Fish Cat-rare animal, made in Annex II of CITES. Weight 15 kg, just over a meter in length, height, see 40"
jahna Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 2:17 am yeah right, next thing you'll be telling me is that chinks don't really say "ah so," huh? Actually the "Ah-So" comes from the Japanese phrase, "Ah-so des ka," which loosely translated means, "Is that so?" or "Oh, I get it!" So, not the chinks, Joey.
ottawarockerdude Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:00 am Prionailurus Viverrinus
elle Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:00 am aso desu ka? = correct respelling in engrish. :P i barely remember most of the japanese i took, but that's one of the things i can remember. that and how to say "i'm a stupid american" and "do you want to eat sushi?" everything else is blurry. on an entirely different note, i want one of those cats. they're cute. i wonder if they get along with domestic cats or if they'd try to fight them.
jahna Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:47 am \| Edited by: jahna aso desu ka? = correct respelling in engrish. :P i barely remember most of the japanese i took, but that's one of the things i can remember. that and how to say "i'm a stupid american" and "do you want to eat sushi?" everything else is blurry. All the Japanese I know I learned on the job at a Japanese Bank where I worked for a couple of years. So, I don't really know the correct phonetic spelling of anything. The most useful phrase for me was, "Watashi wa nihongo-ga wakari-mas-sen." ("I don't understand Japanese.")
elle Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 4:54 am "Watashi wa nihongo-ga wakari-mas-sen." hehe. i think i said that phrase a bazillion times when i was taking japanese. my prof didn't think it was that funny, unfortunately.
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guy Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:05 pm Anyone for caterole?
arman Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:13 pm The secret, says the feral chef, is to make sure the cat is well done so that any bacteria is killed. oh really? i'll keep that in mind next time. "I would never boil a cat -- I would roast it or chop it up and saute it," she said. and maybe shove a firecracker up its ass, but i would never, ever boil it.
michael baker Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:18 pm boiled pussy is just dumb; Cat Cooking Tips # When preparing Catfor cooking, trim off as much fat as possible. Any visible fat should be removed since it adversely affects the flavor of the meat. # A good Cat recipe should include another form of fat such as butter, cooking oil, bacon, or even beef fat to enhance the flavor. # Never salt Cat before cooking. Salt inhibits browning and removes juices. # Don't over cook cat. Over cooking any lean meat leads to dryness. # Choose a method of cooking that adds moisture to the meat. Slow simmering in a sauce, frequent basting, or cooking in a crockpot will prevent cat from drying out and becoming tough or chewy. # Use moist-heat cooking such as braising, even for steaks. # When roasting, pan frying or grilling, cover the meat with foil for 5 to 10 minutes. before serving to give the juices time to distribute evenly.
Paul Lips Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 7:03 pm What a big pussy... What a big pussy... What a big pussy...
swampthing Member	Posted: Oct 20, 2007 10:22 pm I must say I am impressed. That is one disturbing set of pix, thought about it all night. My girlfriend opened the link at work and freaked her boss out really bad with the chicken picture.
IP Frehley Member	Posted: Oct 25, 2007 5:00 am My girlfriend really wants one...imagine the shits a cat that size would take!!
guy Member	Posted: Oct 25, 2007 7:15 pm This one isn't as big, but does however have massive ears. And it's in Scotland.
saint sarah Member	Posted: Oct 25, 2007 8:44 pm There's this weird, lesbo lady who brings a massage chair to the neighborhood bar on fridays. She has gross, horrid man hands so no one ever solicits her for massages. In her boredom, and because I had the dog with me, she decided it was ok to talk to me about her cats for a long time. She said they were bengal cats. I didn't know what that meant until now. That lady is a god damn freak.
m t millionaire Member	Posted: Oct 25, 2007 8:48 pm That lady is a god damn freak. but how was the massage?
saint sarah Member	Posted: Oct 25, 2007 9:02 pm I wouldn't know. I played shuffle board over there awhile ago and the loser was gonna have to get a man-hands massage, but then I welched on the bet and opted to buy people drinks instead.
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 1:37 pm How did I miss this? Thanks! Each picture get's progressively weirder than the next. Bathtub, Naked Dude on the Internet, Catfish, Chicken, and what looks to me a pumping device perhaps found on a douche bag, a gas siphoning kit, or a penis pump. WHAT A COUNTRY!
Womb Raider Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:09 pm This one isn't as big, but does however have massive ears. And it's in Scotland. what is that thing, half rabbit??? If that cat was mine, I'd constantly be punching its ears.
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:29 pm what is that thing Bengal. I want a Maine Coon really bad.
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:32 pm Maine Coons are really cool, they'll come to you like a dog, follow you around, play fetch, and you can walk them on a leash. I had to baby sit one for this lady. It was really scary when it started playing because those paws and jaws were so huge.
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:34 pm Russian catfish? What?
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:41 pm This is what he is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishing_Cat
Golightly Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:46 pm That is some kind of fucking ocelot or something. How do you titillate a ocelot? Oscillate her tit a lot
bvalentine Member	Posted: Oct 26, 2007 2:48 pm http://www.arkive.org/species/GES/mammals/Prionailurus_viverrinus/more _still_images.html