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dag Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:27 am I will preface this with, I\'m usally not this base, but.. I have an old friend that works in Nashville as a manager of a dirty video shop, and the only time i get to see him nowadays, is maybe every other month when i drop by and shoot the shit for a while behind the counter, I always get a kick out of the porn movie names and thought i\'d share, like - V for Vagina, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, I Sold My Hole for Rock and Roll, Glazed and Confused, If These Balls Could Talk, A Sight for Sore Ass, Sweet Ho Alabama. and from the \"classics\" section Super Hornio Brothers, Hiendfield, and Juranal Park. I\'ll also note that in the space of about four or five years working at the store, my friend went from a p-hound guy who liked \"normal\" porn, then on to midgets and Grandmas and stuff like that, to being \"burned out\" - his words, on porn and sex in general. jeeze.
Velveeta Fudge Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:44 am Shaving Ryan's Privates In-Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
jerryd Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:47 am The DaVinci Load
Jack Stands Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:48 am Edward Penishands
Rumpleforeskin Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 1:49 am In and Out of Africa
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:06 am Pump Fiction Schindler's Fist
dag Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:06 am oh shit, i forgot. i know this goth chick who had a copy of Edward Penis Hands- saw it about a year ago. that movie was just creepy and wrong and awful. It was so wrong that i had to make a copy of it.
Womb Raider Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:26 am Pump Fiction also, I believe there was a pulp friction.
jerryd Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:30 am \| Edited by: jerryd http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html
le chev Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:34 am Romancing the Bone Beaverly Hills Cop Lady in Pink Fatliners Frankenpenis (Starring John Wayne Bobbitt after he had a penis implant after he got his dick cut off)
Womb Raider Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:37 am How Stella Got Her Tube Packed and of course, Womb Raider.
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 2:47 am Throat Lube
Talbot Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:52 am Europe on Five Guys a Day
aphex_twin Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:55 am Do The White Thing
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:01 am Lord of the Cock Rings
Ass Invader Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:19 am Snatch Adams And another one I've always liked, but isn't a spoof of a non-porn movie title: Fuck Face
Shaun A Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:18 am Malcolm XXX
Parker Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 9:36 am Weapons Of Ass Destruction
richie Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 3:34 pm Stop, My Ass Is On Fire! (Parts One thorugh Seven)
richie Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 3:34 pm Hung Frankenstein
Bucket Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:07 pm The Man With The Golden Cum Twelve Spunkies L4yer Gape Hairy Twatter Turner & Cooch Shaun of the Spread Dances With Vulvae Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
Bucket Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:13 pm Shit-Eating Raoul
JJ Champion Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:13 pm And another one I've always liked, but isn't a spoof of a non-porn movie title: ASSES: THE MOVIE Presumably not to be confused with Asses: The Book.
dirtywhite Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:20 pm Edward Penishands i love the cover of that, where hes looking down at the penises on his hands all dumbfounded. also i like Life in the Fat Lane and Hot Shorts-im not sure why.
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:35 pm carlita's backway frankenpenis ( John Wayne Bobbit)
Bucket Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 6:58 pm Kindergarten Cock Gleaming The Pube
Lettuce Knot Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 7:52 pm anything by The Three Spooges is great.
Laurent Bigot Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 7:53 pm I remember about three decades ago reading about a porn flick called "Mets ton doigt o� j'ai mon doigt" (Put your finger where I have my finger)... I was a naive teenager then and thought it was the funniest title I ever saw... I still don't know where that finger was exactly but I may have an idea or two about its location now.
Scott Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:29 pm On Golden Blond
bazooka joe Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:35 pm Has there been a Star Whores yet?
JimiHaze Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:42 pm On Golden Blonde Night of Loving Dangerously
JimiHaze Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:43 pm and I just saw a clip of a pr0n chick named Cherry Potter.....
Bucket Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm I think there was a "Sex Trek" with Mr. Cock and Boner and Youwhoreyou.
hot stix Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 11:12 pm Poke A Hot Ass
bowie Member	Posted: Feb 22, 2007 11:32 pm The Flintbones Featuring; Puddles instead of Pebbles Gang Bang instead of Bam Bam Ready instead of Betty Willing instead of Wilma and Fred & Barney were just Fred & Barney.
pills Member	Posted: Feb 23, 2007 12:34 am Cum On Eileen
gore Member	Posted: Feb 24, 2007 12:28 am oh shit, i forgot. i know this goth chick who had a copy of Edward Penis Hands- saw it about a year ago. that movie was just creepy and wrong and awful. It was so wrong that i had to make a copy of it. that movie actually got pulled becasue there are some under aged girls in it.
Womb Raider Member	Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:01 am and I just saw a clip of a pr0n chick named Cherry Potter..... funny. my porn name is hairy pooter.
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:12 am You sure about that, Gore?
SinglesGoingSteady Member	Posted: Feb 24, 2007 1:49 am One of the first porns I ever got my hands on was some kid's dad's VHS copy of "Grand Opening". Bad 80's porn, the theme song was this band singing "grand opening/all over me/grand opening" over and over and I swear I can somtimes still hear it in my head. Just saying.
bigrockjoe Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 12:27 am Batdude and Throbin
NikkiFromSun Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:35 am --Rambohh! --Inspector Cliteau (starring Nina Hartley!) --Pleasure Hunt --Terms of Endowment And yes, they're in my library.
le chev Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 8:51 am I am the Arm Member Posted: Feb 22, 2007, 12:35 pm Quote carlita's backway frankenpenis ( John Wayne Bobbit) 10th response. I think that an apology is in order, pie eye...
JJ Champion Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 4:28 pm How long until Creamgirls is out?
Uptight White Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:26 pm Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
arman Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 5:28 pm How long until Creamgirls is out? i think they cast, filmed, edited, and distributed it over the weekend.
banned Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 6:08 pm Back in high school my friends and I got a motherload of porn boxes from this place that was going out of business in exchange for some help closing up their shop. Here's some titles we had on our walls: Patriot Dames Wet Dreams On Elm Street there were actually alot more, but their names escape me at the moment. This one should exist though: Honey, I Blew The Kids.
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 6:25 pm Pardon me, missed that one, le chev. pie eye???
gore Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:15 pm You sure about that, Gore? maybe they re-cut it
Jack Stands Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:19 pm Wouldn't that be re-circumcised?
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 7:20 pm Don't think so...The actors in the film are not on any "underage lists". My boss has the list. There's only like 5 girls that were ever found to be underage. One of them was Traci Lords.
gore Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 10:13 pm weird...I remember seeing that story on the news...there's a mention of it in this story from the austin chronicle... penis
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 11:54 pm way to prove a nigga wrong...but if it's true. You've been digging that one up for a week now, huh?
le chev Member	Posted: Feb 26, 2007 11:55 pm Patriot Dames I remember that one. Peter North was in it as a pizza delivery guy in disguise. Honey, I Blew The Kids. If memory serves, there was a movie entitled "Honey, I Blew Everybody"...
idiot string Member	Posted: Mar 1, 2007 3:22 am Im downloadin' 'Four On The Whore" right now.
Ass Invader Member	Posted: Mar 1, 2007 4:45 am Raid On Aunt Debbie
Craig Daniels Member	Posted: Mar 1, 2007 9:16 pm \| Edited by: Craig Daniels A somewhat obscure jam: "Screw the Right Thing"
eric o Member	Posted: Mar 2, 2007 4:58 am that's pretty good!
creepbatabid Member	Posted: Mar 7, 2007 1:30 am where can I download tha porn movie Patriot Dames,when I was 12 years old I watch it, I used to have that movie on VHS,I�ve been looking for it on internet,with no results ��
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Mar 7, 2007 1:33 am \| Edited by: I am the Arm http://www.cduniverse.com/images.asp?pid=5889270&style=ice&image=front &title=Patriot+Dames+DVD]Patriot Dames
creepbatabid Member	Posted: Mar 7, 2007 9:57 pm this i te version with peter north?
idiot string Member	Posted: Mar 7, 2007 10:17 pm Killer Drag Queens on Dope
I am the Arm Member	Posted: Mar 8, 2007 12:32 am Can't find Patriot Dames 1...I think it's out of print or maybe for some reason was recalled. Here's the freak that shot it though...A personal hero of mine. http://www.maxhardcore.com http://www.pissedonpornstars.com/ http://www.catalinaxxx.com/
grouchbutt Member	Posted: Mar 8, 2007 12:37 am A Clockwork Orgy
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Mar 8, 2007 1:09 am in honor of all the mary weiss talk: Leader of the Fudge Pack?
miss linda Member	Posted: Mar 8, 2007 7:12 pm The Littlest Blowjob
tollers Member	Posted: Dec 19, 2009 7:28 am �� . �� . �� , �� .
Highway Star Member	Posted: Dec 19, 2009 10:02 pm sperms of endearment
dont wanna be a fat boy Member	Posted: Dec 20, 2009 2:05 am Let My Puppets Come If I remember right, verging-on-hardcore porn from the '70s with puppets "interacting" with actors; like some kinda fucked up Muppet action, I guess Shit-Eating Raoul Nice; didn't think anybody would porn-parody Paul Bartel, but there you go
Rich Balls Member	Posted: Dec 20, 2009 2:17 am Lady Gag Gag?
Beer Joint Member	Posted: Dec 21, 2009 8:49 am Black Assmasters 2000
Beer Joint Member	Posted: Dec 21, 2009 8:50 am Mystery Science Sex Theater 3000
Mark Beef Member	Posted: Dec 21, 2009 9:28 am all of them
Joe Buddha Member	Posted: Dec 21, 2009 12:13 pm Edward Penishands I actually saw this one.
Thee Gilded Chimera Member	Posted: Dec 21, 2009 10:48 pm Hong Kong Gooey Moulin Splooge
dutch hercules Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2009 1:45 am Beaver and Buttface! true porno story. Ask Curt.
Beer Joint Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:17 am Hanna Montana The Movie POV
Beer Joint Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:18 am Charles Angels POV
Vinyl Ritchie Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:41 am Lawrence of A Labia Sorest Rump
Rumpleforeskin Member	Posted: Dec 29, 2009 2:36 pm Orifice Party
jerryd Member	Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:43 pm http://www.funnytitles.com/ this site is great! "bonfire of the panties" ...excellent!
MR FERLEY Member	Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:46 pm \| Edited by: MR FERLEY http://www.yooutube.com/watch?v=dEOoqaV8Smy I saw this one with Jack and Larry.
MR FERLEY Member	Posted: Dec 29, 2009 3:51 pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOoqaV8Smy Oh, darn it, I got distracted.
MR FERLEY Member	Posted: Dec 29, 2009 4:13 pm \| Edited by: MR FERLEY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOoqaV8SmY Like cousin Bart always says "Ralph, The third time's the charm", well, actually he dosen't always say that.......infact I don't think I've ever heard him say that at all, but that's not the point...... The POINT is; that even though it may have taken 3 times to get the job done Ralph Furley always delivers............except if your gay(sniff).
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jerryd Member	Posted: Dec 31, 2009 11:59 am Full Metal Jack-off Field of wet dreams Dead Men don't wear rubbers Close Encounters of the turd kind Hung Wankenstein ...i'm in love wwith this site!
Bucket Member	Posted: Jan 1, 2010 1:36 am Three Men and a Baby
Thee Gilded Chimera Member	Posted: Jan 1, 2010 2:20 am The Titanic
SAMBEAUX Member	Posted: Jan 1, 2010 1:08 pm Ate Men Out! HA!
arun Member	Posted: May 24, 2010 7:13 pm walking small (walking tall) naked nun. hobo cop. germinetor. grian trino. 0077 (007) dell boy (mobster) (hellboy cars wars (cars/star wars) troon spite hard
arun Member	Posted: May 24, 2010 7:20 pm iron jox (robot jox) mr.mean's haliday down (up) toy story zombie avatar (red) indiana jones (Packy)
skot Member	Posted: May 24, 2010 8:01 pm "White Up My Ass" exactly as advertised: scuzzy white dudes doin' black chicks up the butt. total scuzz porn. totally vomitose. I saw this in a coworkers "collection" of porn. one scene was enough.
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 8:52 pm slow hour (rush hour) sin town (sin city)
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 8:55 pm slow hour (rush hour) sin town (sin city) men in white (men in black) man of war ( lord of war)
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 8:58 pm iron jox (robot jox)(iron man) mr.mean's haliday down (up) toy story zombie avatar (red) indiana jones (Packy)
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 8:59 pm iron jox (robot jox)(iron man) mr.mean's haliday down (up) toy story zombie avatar (red) indiana jones (Packy)
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 9:02 pm The Man With The Golden Cum Twelve Spunkies L4yer Gape Hairy Twatter Turner & Cooch Shaun of the Spread Dances With Vulvae Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 9:03 pm The Man With The Golden Cum Twelve Spunkies L4yer Gape Hairy Twatter Turner & Cooch Shaun of the Spread Dances With Vulvae Some Piece Of Shit With Jenna Jameson
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 9:10 pm Honey, I Blew The Kids Wet Dreams On Elm Street The Flintbones Beaverly Hills president
arun Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 9:11 pm Honey, I Blew The Kids Wet Dreams On Elm Street The Flintbones Beaverly Hills president
Windy Member	Posted: May 25, 2010 10:07 pm How To Train Your Dragon Oh, wait...
arun Member	Posted: May 27, 2010 6:56 pm future movie its a spoof movie transformers 1&2 back to the future robocop 2 iron man 2 surrogates i robot
I am the Arm Member	Posted: May 27, 2010 8:28 pm I worked/acted on a film called "The Dr. Is In....You". I seem to remember these as well that I had nothing to do with My Neighbor Has a Negro Problem (this is a fav) When Stella Got Her Grooves Packed