Posted: Nov 14, 2006 6:34 pm |
Edited by: bvalentine
My ex-girlfriend owned a small clothing shop in town. One day she called all excited exclaiming "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.... This tall black transvestite just bought $300 worth of clothes".
I just put my head down and murmured "please tell me she/he/it didn't write a check". Of course he/she/it did and of course the check came back and she was screwed.
After that I started reading every once in a great while about similar occurrences. Then about a year ago it was on the news and official; Jackson businesses were being plagued by a "Transvestite Crime Spree". Then eventually they arrested the ring leader.
So last night I'm watching the news and apparently 11 transvestites were arrested after going through the Mall and spraying police-grade pepper spray in to trash cans
. A shit load of people got sick after the fumes spread around the mall. They reported of having 17 people hooked up to oxygen and paramedics had to take a 6 month old to the hospital. This morning it was reported on the radio that the attack was in retaliation of their ring-leader getting arrest on counterfeit charges
Wha-wha-whaaat??? This town is in-fucking-sane. Rurnt.