PDX 12/7 Night Slaves, Eegos, Mean Jeans, Neon Wilderness

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Author	Message
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 9:29 pm Twilight Cafe & Bar, Powell and 14th. Free.
Joe Pestilence Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 9:31 pm No tables left to break... BE THERE!!!
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 9:39 pm there's still all the light fixtures....and drywall...
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 9:51 pm Aaron failed to mention that he will be in fucking MEXICO so we can't play.
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 10:02 pm fuck that. get a substitute drummer.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 11:07 pm get a substitute drummer. everybodys doin it.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 11:09 pm Aaron failed to mention that he will be in fucking MEXICO so we can't play. I might hafta give him a med list for the local farmacia... ORANGE!!
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 3, 2007 11:34 pm fuck that. get a substitute drummer. Yeah, Aaron IS Portland's substitute drummer. everybodys doin it. Don't think she's a sub
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 12:00 am Just got off the phone with Aaron. He IS playing friday.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 12:04 am then who's gonna get me cheap mexican drugs?
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 12:50 am everybodys doin it. Don't think she's a sub No? Who are you, swampthing? How do you even know what I am talking about?
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 2:28 am hen who's gonna get me cheap mexican drugs? Do you know the way to Burnside?
bloodninja Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 2:39 am everybodys doin it. Don't think she's a sub Change for the better.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 2:40 am Thanks, dick!
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 2:41 am \| Edited by: bowie bloodninja Another new kid in the p-town rock scene? Sure sounds like you think you know a lot.... Do I know you?
Joe Pestilence Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 7:02 pm Fuckabuncha chickenshit Internet Pussies,bowie. I'm sure your new band will rule... once you get that leg healed up you should focus on that.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 8:22 pm Fuckabuncha chickenshit Internet Pussies,bowie. I'm sure your new band will rule... once you get that leg healed up you should focus on that. Thanks, Joe! Thats what I'm screaming! Me & Chris Trashcan are gonna rule it!
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 8:27 pm And as for the chickenshit kids who haven't even earned the right to talk yet.... well they don't know me, so they clearly don't know that not only am I a sarcastic bitch (um, really? Shes not a sub? I only moved away and quit the band SEVEN MONTH AGO, dumbass) but I will also beat their asses figuratively and literally. Just try me, fuckhead.
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 10:19 pm Anyway... yeah, we're playing again, but Isaiah has to show up late or something so we'll probably have to screw with the line-up.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 10:25 pm I'll screw with your line up...
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 4, 2007 10:27 pm Internet Pussies
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 12:11 am are those available at the Apple store?
the SLiP iTs Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 1:58 am Internet Pussies thread killer
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 2:00 am This thread is Killer! Viva la This Thread!
mister punchy Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 5:08 am thread killer dang. i am not the SLiP iT that said such a thing. peace and also love.
dickwolf Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 2:49 pm No? Who are you, swampthing? How do you even know what I am talking about? Thanks, dick! Another new kid in the p-town rock scene? Sure sounds like you think you know a lot.... Do I know you? And as for the chickenshit kids who haven't even earned the right to talk yet.... well they don't know me, so they clearly don't know that not only am I a sarcastic bitch (um, really? Shes not a sub? I only moved away and quit the band SEVEN MONTH AGO, dumbass) but I will also beat their asses figuratively and literally. Just try me, fuckhead. you really are sarcastic, and an unstable raving bitchbeast. Bravo.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 3:51 pm \| Edited by: bowie unstable raving bitchbeast. Bravo Lemme guess, another whiny little dipshit who stalks this all the time but never has the balls to say anything until they think it'll help their social standing by (ooohh!) being a dick to me. OK, tough guy. Really, I could give a shit what you or any of your little friends have to say to me over a computer screen. Grow some balls and talk shit in person!
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 4:09 pm swampthing bloodninja dickwolf What are you guys, like 6 years old? Nice names.
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 6:09 pm This thread is Killer! Viva la This Thread! here, here!
dickwolf Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 6:21 pm Dear owner, I can't be your TV anymore, you are driving me insane with your constant stream of bi-polar paranoid rants and Next Top Model marathons. You are going to have to spend more time on message boards or something I guess. If your are reading this you can find me in the bathtub. No funeral.
SSSSSSS Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 6:42 pm swampthing bloodninja dickwolf What are you guys, like 6 years old? Nice names. Hehehe. It's funny little things like this that keep me from throwing myself in front of a bus! Hahaha! Oh, and swampthing, it's "hear, hear!", dammit.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 7:43 pm \| Edited by: bowie Oh, and swampthing, it's "hear, hear!", dammit. Double hee hee. unstable Only cause I am still on crutches, bitches! Soon as my ankle gets better, I'll be as stable as anybody else on here (which isn't saying much)..
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 5, 2007 8:21 pm Oh, and swampthing, it's "hear, hear!", dammit. dooley knowted.
bloodninja Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 12:49 am ......as stable as anybody else on here...... Must be that giant "center of gravity" you got goin' on.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 2:04 am this thread is about a show, right? Just checkin'....
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 6:43 am \| Edited by: bowie Must be that giant "center of gravity" you got goin' on. And your lack of?? (I hope you get that, I know it's hard for you to keep up..) Again, you DO know that you are just a little boy trying to take cheap shots, right?? Get over it, kid. Move on. I know it's hard to understand, but you are just an insignificant lil waste of space, and no one cares what little comment you have to make. Sorry!
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 7:40 am \| Edited by: bowie Must be that giant "center of gravity" you got goin' on. Oh, and that's a good one! Callin me fat ass? Maybe you should call me a bitch next cause that's equally as brilliant, Ms. Imagination....
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:38 am fuck all drama queens. this show is going on. thenightslaves will be performing harikari. the meanjeans fucking rule. and if the eeeeegos knew any better they would broken up but they persevere as the best band in this pissant town.
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 10:43 am whatever connotations of pissant and best are what yr working with i think you should do some reconfiguring. seriously.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 10:56 am The holidays really do bring out the best in people..
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 3:21 pm reconfiguring reconfigured. same results.
Juan Kerr Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 3:25 pm Where is the love, people?
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 5:41 pm They must've left it in their other pants..
Joe Pestilence Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 5:48 pm Eegos Rule,yamhill needs to go to school. Classes start TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 6:53 pm whatever connotations of pissant and best are what yr working with i think you should do some reconfiguring. seriously. It's a shame that dead sexy guy from the eegos is the guy you are asking to book you guys at the Bender. Oh and he is me. I do have a great slot open for you guys, it's my ass crack. Har!
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 6:56 pm Is there gonna be fisticuffs? Out by the monkeybars after school? Save me a seat!
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 7:48 pm Man this thread has been up top for days, no publicity is bad I guess. Oh he was such a goddamned gentleman when he wanted a show double har! It's not actually up to me if you all play or not but it sure is funny what a small world it is we all shit in.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 7:56 pm The world shits in my mouth mostly I think....either that or I have a cavity..
brown Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:14 pm It's a shame that dead sexy guy from the eegos is the guy you are asking to book you guys at the Bender. Oh and he is me. I do have a great slot open for you guys, it's my ass crack. Har! so you only book shows for bands that think yours is the best band in portland? not trying to talk shit. just curious?
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:20 pm Oh boy...here we go...I have this sneaking suspicion this thread will be up top for a while...
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:28 pm yes
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:42 pm Is this supposed to be serious? Because a)we are pissants b)Portland is great c) I booked all kinds of bands who think my band sucks d) Actually I think most of the bands I booked don't like us all that much. d) Hell, Seamus and Joe are the only people who like us at all e) oh god why do I even bother making music, it's so hopeless! f) slitting wrists
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:44 pm your band sucks ass. is that better? who wants a drink?
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:46 pm Are you at the Vern yet?
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:48 pm I just want to be held..
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:54 pm \| Edited by: bowie HAH! And I'm a thread killer!?!?
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 9:15 pm The world shits in my mouth mostly .. two girls, one Matto mouth
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 9:41 pm It's not actually up to me if you all play or not Hmmmm....
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 12:09 am two girls, one Matto mouth Seamus has been helping me work on my gag reflex
the SLiP iTs Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:56 am Anyone seen the Hotknives lately? They`re pretty fucking good.
the SLiP iTs Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:58 am I said that by the way... David Fuckin SLiP iT fuckin Eego.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 2:04 am \| Edited by: bowie Anyone seen the Hotknives lately? They`re pretty fucking good. I said that by the way... David Fuckin SLiP iT fuckin Eego. Awwww, Dave you really hurt my feelings, I mean, I made the best decision of my life to move away, get married to the best guy in the world and not deal with a buncha petty little fucks who are obviously miserable (who can't keep a job OR a girl) and then you had to go and be sooooo mean! I mean, what will I ever do? OH! I know what I'll do! I'll continue being super happy and not worrying about pathetic losers who can't get on with their lives! Thats what! HA HA!
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 2:57 am its actually a very small place we live in. i know who you are. but pissant? that is the sort of myopic comment non touring portland bands make before they realize how good it is here. And best? I hope that was a sarcastic bit of cockiness cuz there exists a large chasm between being good n being the best. yr called the egos, i assumed u might have thicker skin. and i wouldnt praise u or kiss yr ass to get a show- i ask with merit.
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 3:21 am yawn.
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 3:28 am pissant is a compliment. i wouldn't have lived in this town for ten years without thinking it was pretty fucking great. still, the eggos are my favorite band in town. but i have to say that. otherwise, they wouldn't like me. oh, also, i think people should lighten up.
the SLiP iTs Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 3:39 am yeah Jen you must be happy... Sitting by the computer all day throwing your 2 worthless cents out in every thread here. So keep on being happy and continue growing your bitter, secretarys ass. "Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck"... thats all i hear when i read the shit you post. Its like you never left portland. I wont be back on this shit till next week cause I have stuff to do. So take your time with your reply.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 3:54 am yeah Jen you must be happy... You're right, I am! I'm in love, I don't have to pine away over an ex who doesn't like me anymore, and threaten all my friends that if they make out with her then I'm gonna beat their ass. My husband is totally awesome and I never made a better decision. Just cause you're unhappy doesn't mean you have to assume everyone else is. Oh, and I have a broken ankle, so I have had a lot of time at the computer and to do what ever I want. Jealous?
destroyer Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 4:36 am dickwolf Hey!
bloodninja Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 4:38 am ........so I have.... a lot of time ............to do what ever I want. How about gong for a walk? Maybe some jazzercise or step aerobics?
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 5:35 am gong for a walk Why don't you gong for a walk? jazzercise or step aerobics Yeah, cause thats just what the doc tells you to do with a broken ankle. Jesus, you are stupid. Again, I know it's tough to keep up, but it means very little to me if you think I am a fat ass or a bitch. I've been called lots of names and I really don't give a fuck what you're limited mind comes up with. Try again, dummy!
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 5:37 am Oh! And just an FYI for anyone else who thinks they're gonna get to me by commenting on the size of my ass, I LOVE MY SWEET, SWEET ASS, and who gives a fuck if you don't? And skinny little boys do nothing for me.
SSSSSSS Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 9:10 am \| Edited by: SSSSSSS jazzercize pffft! Mousercise Do it every night and day.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 11:00 am \| Edited by: bowie SSSSSSS, you rule.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:39 pm ummmm....whoa.....I'm wasted but....can't we all just get along?
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:48 pm Seamus, cool. if by lighten up you mean we all play in bands and we all talk shit and we all do it for little gain but the intrinsic value, yes. ive been lightened for many a year.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:49 pm I would advise you to get the biscuits and gravy....but if not , the chicken fried steak is a sure hit......
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 1:50 pm Oh yeah...I'm crazy.......
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 3:10 pm Seamus, cool. if by lighten up you mean we all play in bands and we all talk shit and we all do it for little gain but the intrinsic value, yes. ive been lightened for many a year. exactly. i left high school a long time ago and i don't intend on going back. and oh yeah, there's a show tonight and it's free and should be a lot of fun. and if anybody really gives a shit about there being a best band in town they take things way too seriously. and Matto needs to get some sleep occasionally.
brown Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 4:27 pm best band in town silver kings! duh? and jen w, i love your sweet ass too.
swampthing Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 8:34 pm And best? I hope that was a sarcastic bit of cockiness cuz there exists a large chasm between being good n being the best. yr called the egos, i assumed u might have thicker skin.- -totally joking. and, we are all pussies. and i wouldnt praise u or kiss yr ass to get a show- i ask with merit. -also joking. It was like a Jack Tripper set-up I couldn't help myself. Sorry if it didn't come across that way. Also- 2Nite! at Twilight first up are Neon Wilderness (I have never heard them or of them), then NJ's own Mean Jeans (HEAD/Ramones-clones with a drum machine) followed by the best band in Portland the three Ameego's. And closing the night are Portland own blue collar barking band The motherfucking Nightsalves. This thread is about a show again hoorah and heer heer!
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 8:47 pm and Matto needs to get some sleep occasionally. I could've been getting up early...
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 9:39 pm Nightsalves Like Vic's vapo-rub?
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 9:40 pm and jen w, i love your sweet ass too. Thanks, rb!
gore Member	Posted: Dec 7, 2007 11:32 pm Me & Chris Trashcan are gonna rule it! I'm late to this party...but for reals? wow!
pills Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 1:31 am FUCKIN PARTY TO NITE! when is this shit? when should thee mean jeans get there
Joe Pestilence Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 1:57 am "Best band in town" "silver kings! duh?" I always had you pegged as a Party Time man. Too bad we really don't exist anymore (and all subesequent shit talk about that will taken off board,thankyouverymuch)... Will yamhill show up and be schooled by the Eegos' bestness ferocity? Will Neon Wilderness bother to make the now- 6 Hour drive down I-5 to show up for this gig? *Will Howie and the Mean Jeans's drum machine suddnely get Explosive Amnesia and forget how to play,forcing jewbacca to play behind the kit for THE ENTIRE SHOW? The answers to these and many other questions you didn't ask will be revealed tonite at The Twilight- - - BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petey Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 2:57 am you're all a bunch of fucking idiots. i'll be at the show and i'll say it again in person so nobody calls me a pussy.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 3:08 am What Petey said..
Seamus Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 3:54 am Petey is the best idiot in town.
rightpeg Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 7:01 am This is why I stay inside
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 7:50 am \| Edited by: bowie This is why I moved away.
destroyer Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 7:55 pm Good god. Fuck all y'all!
destroyer Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 7:57 pm I mean that in the nicest most affectionate way of course. Hope the party was fun.
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 9:09 pm listen to him...he's bionic...
Juan Kerr Member	Posted: Dec 8, 2007 10:06 pm Mean Jeans killed!
brown Member	Posted: Dec 9, 2007 12:38 am \| Edited by: brown I always had you pegged as a Party Time man. Too bad we really don't exist anymore (and all subesequent shit talk about that will taken off board,thankyouverymuch)... party time was a close second joe but you own my heart and my loins. btw, just checked out the eegos myspace and they are indeed bad-ass. makes me miss portland that much more. still think the gentleman should play the bender though. respect the elders!
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 9, 2007 12:44 am Respect the Eldritch...Summon Cthulu!!
SSSSSSS Member	Posted: Dec 10, 2007 10:28 pm Mean Jeans killed! Best two-piece punk band! Better than most 3, 4 and 5-piece punk bands too!
Alexfast Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 1:00 am I made the best decision of my life to move away ahh bowie- we shared some space on division. did you enjoy. that place was not fun. I think you left your cowbell
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 1:20 am I think you left your cowbell I think I've left cowbells in every town in the greater NW area. I have one sitting on my end table right now. Who are you??
Alexfast Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 5:04 am Who are you?? deadeye ring some bells. in back of the scooter shop. I brought you hotknives in for a couple of months we left that joint now we are in yellow bldg and audiocinema besides basements that is all thats left in this damn town
Jack Stands Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 5:35 am petey, Joe P, Joe Danger, brown, The Troll and leftpeg are the coolest dudes/dudettes in y'all's town and this thread is stupid, and I have no clue what y'all are backbiting about. Shut the fuck up, Play some goddamn music, and let the kids sort it out. Fuck all if you can't have a good time without bitching. Bands, club owners or whatever. Have I totally put my greatful dead face on and said "why can't we all just get along?"
Jack Stands Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 5:36 am oh, I just wrote poetry. I may as well be Kondrak.
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 8:03 am that place on division is legendary. gastar. brown and i played the fuck out of some risk there. hell, bowie and i i got close to blows there... who are u alexfast? did we meet in in the castle that is marc's? maybe in the hole?
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 8:07 am and oh shit jack, is this gonna make petey and i talk about how much workingmans dead kicks ass. i will take that n some moby grape n mabe the lollipop shop when i went to pass out west coast style
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 10:21 am that place on division is legendary. gastar. brown and i played the fuck out of some risk there. hell, bowie and i i got close to blows there... who are u alexfast? did we meet in in the castle that is marc's? maybe in the hole? He isn't talking about our old house, he is talking about the place the hotknives practiced in right before I left.... He doesn't know gastar. And most of those idiots talking shit are just that, idiots. Thats it, Stands. When you gonna stick up for me??
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 11:01 am the place near the stumptown roastery w/the scooter shop? love u jen n hope yr holidays r good. see u here in pdx soon?
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 22, 2007 5:28 pm the place near the stumptown roastery w/the scooter shop? yep!! love u jen n hope yr holidays r good. see u here in pdx soon? Love you too kyle! I will be visiting as soon as my ankle heals and I can drive.... Late Jan., Feb. maybe??
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:24 am goddamn gents n eat skull soon to come. sorting out the details
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:27 am know it wont be at slabtown. last thursday at the know is where we will kill.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:32 am Hey, why always the double post? Is it your "thing"?
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:54 am lack of larger orginisitional skills probabably my thing.
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:56 am if i ever had a thing. most unsavage, just double posted.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 10:02 am \| Edited by: bowie orginisitional What the fuck is this??? It was only a joke! I take it back! Please don't confuse me to death!!
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 10:21 am hey im drunk an willing to say it. the eegos looked pretty mediocre the night i saw them open for the white savage. the goddamn gents played w/ red fang and the birds of avalon in a first show in two years and held the stage nicely. not to blow own horn but berbats was pretty smoking as well. the fact that we were not asked to play the bender actually hurt my feelings and has made me me a little more caustic in the way i look at the portland rock thing. im too old to create animosity in a town i love and have been deeply involved in for a good long time. thats all.
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 10:28 am bowie, its always been love hate with us but i cant wait to give u a hug.
Alexfast Member	Posted: Dec 23, 2007 9:40 pm Beren told me eat skull got banned from slab- nice actually i have met gastar
yamhill Member	Posted: Dec 24, 2007 9:31 am eat skull totally fucking rules. sure theyve been banned from a buncha places...
KosherPickleHarry Member	Posted: Dec 25, 2007 5:58 pm \| Edited by: KosherPickleHarry This thread has gone straight down the crapper.
bowie Member	Posted: Dec 25, 2007 9:13 pm Just let it die, already! Keer-rist!
Matto Member	Posted: Dec 25, 2007 9:47 pm seriously....jesus.....enough already...
rightpeg Member	Posted: Dec 26, 2007 4:30 am \| Edited by: rightpeg No, I don't think Eat Skull got banned... maybe... they were good. Little Claw, though, they were great... and the club definitely banned them.