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Goner Message Board / Memphis / Is the Royal Furniture girl stuffing her bra, or did she get a boob job?
Author Message
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 12:47 am    
Typically at the house, we mainly make fun of her outfits, but there's a certain something about her lately.

Discuss.
Mark Rochambeaux
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 1:04 am    
Is she preggo?
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 1:06 am    
Damn you cable TV for not coming into my house!
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 1:09 am    
What the hell, Scott? She's on every local channel?

You need some new bunny ears.

Is she preggo?
Definitely a possibility. I'm sticking with stuffed, unless otherwise notified.

Meanwhile, the Watson's Girl commercials are fewer and far-between, but that girl has become a haint ever since the guy shaved his moustache...
Mark Rochambeaux
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 2:01 am    
Hehe, he's like Samson.
aphex_twin
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 3:43 am    
from what I can remember a couple of years ago it seems like shes always had a rather large bust for her body size...It was one of the first things I remember about her because it seemed like they were trying to dress her to not show it off. Its as if they wanted to have the non skanky Watson's girl...
I think shes just older now and can probably show it off more....

...or fuck man it could be stuffed.

the world may never know.
Mark Rochambeaux
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 3:44 am    
Sounds like a job for Skag Winesack and his trusty phone book.
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 4:57 am    
I get a couple of channels, but they're so staticy that I don't bother. I do, however, remember her havin' so big ol titays.
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 7:06 am    
staticy
You'rethe onewho changed me,
you're the one!
staticy!
Luke Warm
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 9:54 am    
You're a boob job.
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 9:56 am    
Well how would you spell static - y?
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 9:59 am    
S-T-A-C-Y-E
S-T-A-C-Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Jan 6, 2007 12:28 pm    
Have y'all seen the uberbitch girl in the 24/7 Fitness commercials? They ran these during the Twilight Zone marathon last weekend. MEIN GOTT! She 's a sorta more vanilla J-Lo withought that huge ass but very niiiiiiiiiice. Watson's girl looks thinner lately cuz she just had a baby.
britney
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 2:21 am    
here's the deal with what i heard. i heard she wasn't even from memphis; she's from ark. and moved here specifically to do that job. ( i thought that dude was her dad). supposedly, she got "preggo" right after she moved here. i kinda feel like someone was pullin my chain, but since i've only lived here for a few years, it might be true. can anyone confirm??? and as far as i know, she's always had big tits.
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 3:07 am    
We're talking about the Royal furniture girl here, people.

The Watson's girl is not hot. This has been discussed.
http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=4&to pic=8590&page=0#msg120426
britney
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 4:06 am    
oh shit. sorry. i got them confused.
britney
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 4:08 am    
but, can you still answer my question about the Watson's girl, please???
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 6:20 am    
I don't think she lives here. I never been to their shoppe, but, apparently the link is torn down since way back when. I think they reside north of here.
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:31 am    
here's the deal with what i heard. i heard she wasn't even from memphis; she's from ark. and moved here specifically to do that job.
Her name is Jennifer Foley . She ain't from Memphis or even the South.The Watson's stores are headquartered in Indianapolis and have stores all over the midwest and a couple in Memphis and Little Rock. Everybody in these towns where the stores are, thinks she's a local. I think she's from Indy and the guy in the commercials with her is a family member but not her dad(maybe her brother).. Her dad is a manager or something with Watson's. I got this info from her web page which does not seem to exist anymore. I do know she liked to have her picture taken with thuggy NBA dudes which in my book makes her TAINTED.
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:33 am    
Watson's chick about to drop: http://thursdaynightfever.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/watsons_gir l_pregnant_2.jpg She had the kid last spring.
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 9:04 am    
No, no, no! Don't start talking about the Watson's girl! It's all about my sweet baby, the Royal Furniture girl
sixelsix
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 2:13 pm    
No, no, no! Don't start talking about the Watson's girl! It's all about my sweet baby, the Royal Furniture girl

Pam tells me this girl used to go to Cafe Ole on a semi-regular basis.
I'm guessing she didn't eat there.
cthort
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 3:13 pm    
Miss Linda first pointed out the "charms" of the Royal girl to me. Rwwoowwr!!!
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:15 pm    
Is this the "womern" y'all are hot and bothered about? http://www.royalfurniture.com/about-us/ She looks too wholesome and not enough "Ho-some" fer my neanderthal tastes.
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:33 pm    
THAT'S HER!!!
SHE DRESSES HORRIBLY!!!
SHE IS EITHER STUFFING HER BRA OR SHE GOT A BOOB JOB!!!
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING!!!
I CAN'T STOP YELLING!!!
eric o
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:46 pm    
clam down...
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:48 pm    
She kind of looks like 60's actress Paula Prentiss who was in the original Stepford Wives and was totally naked in Catch 22.
Earles
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:50 pm    
What about that Byhalia Tire and Battery skeezer? She looks like eight miles of paved-over bad road!!!
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:04 pm    
You will note that the Fleming Fine Furniture people never put any of their female relatives in their ads. Must be a train wreck.
sixelsix
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:48 pm    
What about that Byhalia Tire and Battery skeezer? She looks like eight miles of paved-over bad road!!!

Or what's-her-name who does the commercials for the the place in Selmer that's "worth the drive!" The name of the place escapes me.
Earles
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:55 pm    
Or what's-her-name who does the commercials for the the place in Selmer that's "worth the drive!" The name of the place escapes me.


Isn't that an elderly woman? That whisker-biscuit would not be worth the drive.
sixelsix
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 9:02 pm    
Isn't that an elderly woman? That whisker-biscuit would not be worth the drive.

Depends on what you would consider "elderly." Anyway, even if she isn't, she's not.
aphex_twin
Member
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 9:44 pm    
whisker-biscuit
yes!!!
I haven't heard that term in awhile...
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 6:30 am    
Is this the "womern" y'all are hot and bothered about? http://www.royalfurniture.com/about-us/ She looks too wholesome and not enough "Ho-some" fer my neanderthal tastes.

That's her, but it's not a good picture. She does look and dress very wholsome, but I think it's just for her job. I'm sure deep down in my soul that she's a deviant of biblical proportions.
Uptight White
Member
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 5:33 pm    
That's the best thing about wholesome girls.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jan 12, 2007 10:14 pm    
I was gonna post something about that girl! Every time I see one of those Jolly Royal comercials, I have to stop what I'm doing and stare at the T.V.!!!!!!!!!! She is my absolute FAVORITE!!!!! She has to be the best looking woman in the whole fuckin' WORLD! [BAR NONE !/b]
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jan 12, 2007 10:23 pm    
....oh yeah,I remember royal was doing an October ad. and mentioned something about the company doing a walk for breast cancer and I noticed that her orange top was really tight, drawing attention especially to her beautiful rack! My tongue fell out of my mouth.I've been closely "studying" those comercials for over two years.
cthort
Member
Posted: Jan 12, 2007 10:33 pm    
Linda called me about this at 3:45 in the morning. He's consumed by her wholesomeness.
Mark Rochambeaux
Member
Posted: Jan 12, 2007 11:34 pm    
I haven't seen the TV ads, but she does seem to have really nice teats. Im guessin the nips are at least half-dollar size.

Being a white woman tho, she probably compensates for the big teats by having no ass. I could live with that, given the huge size of her teats.

Maybe she just massaged them to make them bigger?
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 1:33 am    
Jeff Gunn, you keep your filthy disgusting thoughts away from my baby!
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 2:36 am | Edited by: Jack Stands    
Now if linda has been, um, "observing" her for this long, I'd love to hear an opinion on larger or no.
Scott
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 3:18 am    
I'VE been observing her for years, and althought I haven't seen the latest commercials due to lack of television, she has always had some big Titays. She does usually dress to conseal them. Have they gone Gia-normous, or is she just hoin' it up a little?
Earles
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 3:23 am    
PAGING NURSE GAZONGAS, PAGING NURSE GAZONGAS!!!
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 3:36 am    
hoin' it up a little
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 8:38 pm    
Brother Hal Rocks!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 8:41 pm    
"that's Watson's"
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 11:52 pm    
saw watson's chick last night in the new commercial. the honeymoon is over.................... she's gone to seed. i still haven't seen the royal furniture woman.
Lettuce Knot
Member
Posted: Jan 13, 2007 11:59 pm    
They were talking about her on one of the local sports radio talk shows this week. One of the hosts knew her from "his church." Married. Christian. Nuff said. 'Cept those titays are a gift from the baby Jeeezus.
Earles
Member
Posted: Jan 14, 2007 7:53 pm    
"Ya'll Come Down!!!" - remember the yams on that animal??
The Baby Jesus
Member
Posted: Jan 15, 2007 1:07 am    
those titays are a gift

It's True!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jan 22, 2007 8:27 pm    
No one is looking at the furniture in those ads.
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Jan 23, 2007 5:08 pm    
I finally saw Royal Furniture gal. She awright but I didn't sense much heat from her. She might be pushing mattresses but she don't have bedroom eyes unlike Wilson hot tub wench (who know she a ho).
cthort
Member
Posted: Jan 23, 2007 6:06 pm    
These latest ads don't do her justice.
MarkSlaughter
Member
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 4:07 am    
(who know she a ho)
I believe "hurtin' for a squirtin'" is the prefered nomenclature.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Feb 19, 2007 8:49 pm    
Have you seen the latest one?I almost popped a boner in front of all the patrons in the lamplighter last night. I stopped in mid sentance and stated pointing at the television.
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Feb 19, 2007 10:12 pm    
Have you noticed all the other (except Fleming) furniture companies now have their own ho's flogging their chifforobes ? A couple of them are downright haints though and can't compare to Royal gal or Watson wench(who has been showing off her connect -the -dots moles too much lately).
Jughead
Member
Posted: Feb 19, 2007 10:36 pm    
I wanna know which hand-talking school the Royal Girl studied at, because she's got a great pair o' hands!

I also wanna know where I can get a gig writing songs for Memphis advertisers. I especially love that new "Expose yourself in graphic detail!" tune, which sounds terribly familiar...
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Feb 19, 2007 10:39 pm    
Me too. Lately I've been humming the "I'm Certified, YES, I'm Certified..." crunk of one of the many cell phone dealerships (who apparently now is "certified" to sell cricket service).
Jughead
Member
Posted: Feb 19, 2007 11:07 pm    
It's so obvious that the same people are doing all these sing-talking ads. I guess they work, we're talking about 'em...
eric o
Member
Posted: Feb 20, 2007 12:20 am    
ex-SNAK CAKE sheppard simmons used to do jingles for an ad agency...
uncledaddy
Member
Posted: Feb 20, 2007 10:06 pm    
Got to get it straight when you Communicate
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Feb 21, 2007 1:25 pm    
Check out the resemblance between Royal furniture girl and Mary Tyler Moore of the late 1950's- http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/Rumpleforeskin_/mary_tyler_moor e2.jpg
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Feb 21, 2007 1:27 pm    
MTM has a Joker-ass mouth.
Uncle Spatula
Member
Posted: Feb 21, 2007 2:33 pm    
Get that woman a sandwich!
hey
Member
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 7:08 am    
video clip!!!

http://www.royalfurniture.com/images/ads/RF%203256%20Ultimate%20Sale%2 01%20ema.wmv


you're welcome.
aphex_twin
Member
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 1:47 pm    
awesome!

man, she's so conservative hot...
cthort
Member
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 2:53 pm    
I saw the new commercial last night. My girl, not much for the salty talk, said "Man, her jugs look BIG in this one!"

Linda, you seen it yet?
Uptight White
Member
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 2:56 pm    
What about that Byhalia Tire and Battery skeezer?

A friend and I were trying to figure out WHO decided she should be their spokesperson. That commercial is wrong on so many levels.
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 8:08 pm    
Man, her jugs look BIG in this one!"
I want to die and come back reincarnated as her very hungry baby.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Mar 30, 2007 7:49 pm    
Linda, you seen it yet?

An absolute masterpiece! These comercials just keep getting better & better! When is Royal gonna start selling lawn furnature so I can see her in a bikini! July is just arround the corner!
Fat Guy In An Iroc
Member
Posted: Apr 4, 2007 4:26 am | Edited by: Fat Guy In An Iroc    
HOLY CRAP! I ALMOST DROPPED MY MOCHA!

HOW COME THEY DON'T HAVE SCHEDULES FOR COMMERCIALS? UNFAIR!
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Apr 8, 2007 11:01 pm    
I just saw the new commercial................GOOD GAWD A-MIGHY! She's totally boobalicious !
dtrain
Member
Posted: Apr 10, 2007 2:35 pm    
wow!
sugardaddy
Member
Posted: Apr 10, 2007 9:27 pm    
BUY FINE FURNITURE AT FLEMING.
Jack Stands
Member
Posted: Apr 10, 2007 9:29 pm    
gross.
eric o
Member
Posted: Apr 16, 2007 5:57 am    
http://commercialappeal.com/mca/us/article/0,2845,MCA_25346_5485258,00 .html
Bubba
Member
Posted: Nov 5, 2007 1:24 am    
Her name is Coley Webster. She's into ballet.

http://www.newballet.org/faculty.php
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 5, 2007 10:03 pm    
Awesome!
sixelsix
Member
Posted: Nov 5, 2007 10:10 pm    
http://www.newballet.org/faculty.php

In an effort to be helpful to Mr. Rogers, they even included the address!
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Nov 5, 2007 10:23 pm    
She's into ballet.
OH NO! She's a FAG HAG!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 6, 2007 10:08 pm    
That lady is NO HAG!
shortwavedahlia
Member
Posted: Nov 7, 2007 9:58 pm    
Dude, she really does dress horribly...and I was thinking something had changed...do you suppose she's just wearing more form-fitting horrible clothing now or did she get "the works"? Hmm. Wish I knew someone who could solve this mystery!
joel
Member
Posted: Nov 7, 2007 11:04 pm    
http://flickr.com/photos/newballetfoto/sets/72157600222400394/

--65 photos of the female in question wearing tights for all you perverted fucks.
uncledaddy
Member
Posted: Nov 8, 2007 5:01 pm    
her feet are HUGE!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 9, 2007 6:05 pm    
Dude, she really does dress horribly...

I'm gonna' start dressing like that!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 21, 2007 6:02 pm    
I need to buy a dress exactly like the one she's wearing in the comercial this week.

I know I'll never be as pretty as her, but at least I can pretend....can't I?
ohlala
Member
Posted: Nov 23, 2007 6:41 pm    
miss linda, you will always be a beautiful young woman to me. Dont you go changing a thing you little flower, you.
saispas
Member
Posted: Nov 23, 2007 9:58 pm    
Still have yet to see this Coley other than her dance pix (adorable, spritely, big thighs...), but um, if you think those are representative of a boob job rack, y'all haven't been to Florida of late. Are they just getting smooshed down by her leotard?
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 23, 2007 11:29 pm | Edited by: miss linda    
look at the commercial "hey" posted above
saispas
Member
Posted: Nov 24, 2007 12:08 am    
She is wearing a lift bra that doesn't fit her very well at all. Big boobs, but not fakes (necessarily)...just a really awful bra. She needs to stop buying bras at Marshalls and get a nice one on her next dance trip to NYC. Then you boys will really be ogling!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:18 pm    
This latest comercial has made me highly upset!
I don't think I like her anymore.
bruce
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:19 pm    
is she wearing a wig?
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:21 pm | Edited by: miss linda    
I wish; a blonde curly one.
I just don't seem to give a damn.
I'm-a-tired-a-lookin' at her.
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:28 pm    
Check out the Bloomberg minute/ financial update girl on Ch. 5 :Cris Valerio. She is mega cute. She makes me want to find out what equity is.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:38 pm    
maria bacharomo
I can't spell her name correctly,but I get the Idea!

WILL DO!!

YES SIR!
jake
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:56 pm    
no interest til 2012...
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 10:11 pm    
Couldn't find Cris Valerio's picture but here's Maria : http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/244/Image/MariaBartiromo.jpg Joey had good taste.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 10:44 pm    
thanks
J.R. would be proud.
Alisa
Member
Posted: Nov 29, 2007 11:45 pm    
Cris Valerio.

She annoys the piss out of me. I can't stand how she rolls her Rs and winks when she does to let you know that she's a real latina.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 3:03 am    
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreipa!
Rumpleforeskin
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 9:10 am    
She annoys the piss out of me. I can't stand how she rolls her Rs and winks when she does to let you know that she's a real latina.
Well, Tastes vary. i admit she ain't no Rufus Thomas.............
jerryd
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 3:09 pm    
I don't know about her stuffing her bra, but has anyone seen the new Jennifer Love Hewitt haynes commercial? Holy shit! Talk about some tittays! I wonder if it's on youtube?
Donkey
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 4:30 pm    
I wonder if it's on youtube?

Br@@y!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 4:45 pm | Edited by: miss linda    
she's gross

they're ALL gross,

except Rosie O'Donnel.
I'm really into her lately.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Nov 30, 2007 4:52 pm    
Sometimes I just lie awake at night and fantacise about what it would be like to be Rosie O'Donnel's bull-dyke girlfriend.
Ohhhhh the sounds, the beautiful look in her eyes,the smell of her unbathed vagina......

Linda O'Donnel has a nice ring to it don't you think?
Willy125
Member
Posted: Feb 1, 2008 5:15 pm    
not to get off subject, But what happend to the Over Stock. com Woman, she was a true milf.
Yikess
Member
Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:49 pm    
So where can I see those photos of Coley Webster in tights?
sixelsix
Member
Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:59 pm    
Check out the Bloomberg minute/ financial update girl on Ch. 5 :Cris Valerio. She is mega cute. She makes me want to find out what equity is.

Hmmm.

Meanwhile. . .
newsvixens.blogspot.com
You're welcome.
Yikess
Member
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 12:08 pm    
So where can I see those photos of Coley Webster in tights?
miss linda
Member
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 2:00 pm    
http://www.newballet.org/faculty.php
eric o
Member
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 2:42 pm    
nope
Scott
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 9:54 am    
URL
Scott
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 9:56 am    
URL
Scott
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 9:57 am    
Ya know...if you Google Coley Webster the first two listings are the Goner board. She has to know about all this, and I bet she's a little freaked out.
Pervy
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 10:11 am    
She was in my ballet class in college...beautiful dancer.
cthort
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 2:21 pm    
URL

Thank you
SAMBEAUX
Member
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 2:50 pm    
URL

That's bachelor party material right there...
tacobelle
Member
Posted: Aug 5, 2008 8:40 pm    
Coley's boobs are real, and she is an awesome ballet dancer. She is beautiful in person as well as on stage. It's shame, those TV ads don't do her beauty justice.
Fujisan
Member
Posted: Aug 5, 2008 8:52 pm    
RFG has been branching out. Spotted her in a Title Loan commercial.(Only shows her above the collar bone though.)
jerryd
Member
Posted: Aug 5, 2008 9:32 pm    
not to get off subject, But what happend to the Over Stock. com Woman, she was a true milf.

She's easily the hottest of all the spokeswomen.
SAMBEAUX
Member
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 8:17 am    
She's easily the hottest of all the spokeswomen.

She's like Jaclyn Smith updated for the 21st century.
Pervy
Member
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 9:51 am    
I knew how queer I was when at 6 yrs. old I had the biggest crush on Jaclyn Smith...my favorite angel.
SAMBEAUX
Member
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 10:27 am    
Yeah but Kate Jackson was the dykiest one.
eric o
Member
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 11:35 am    
you're the dykiest one.
Pervy
Member
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 12:05 pm    
Yeah but Kate Jackson was the dykiest one.

without a doubt!
Yikess
Member
Posted: Aug 8, 2008 6:30 pm    
Oh well, i guess the 65 dance photos of Coley are gone. Damn link.
miss linda
Member
Posted: Aug 9, 2008 5:30 pm    
Coley's boobs are real, and she is an awesome ballet dancer. She is beautiful in person as well as on stage. It's shame, those TV ads don't do her beauty justice.

amen!!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Aug 9, 2008 5:31 pm | Edited by: miss linda    
I knew how queer I was when at 6 yrs. old I had the biggest crush on Jaclyn Smith...my favorite angel.

Me TOO!!!!!

I alwawys hated Bosley.





Because I'm a FAG!!!
miss linda
Member
Posted: Aug 9, 2008 5:47 pm | Edited by: miss linda    
The same goes for:
Barbra Eden (trapped in that bottle willing to grant my evil wishes)
Lady Elane Fairchild (Boomerang-Toomerang!!!!!!!!!!)
The Wicked Witch of the West ("I get you my pretty, & your little dog....)
Ruth Buzzy (Masher!)
Rip Taylor (Sigmond the Seamonster "Come back here boys!!!")
Alice Cooper (What a HOT BABE!!!!!!!)


We Love The Dead!!!!!!!!!!!1
miss linda
Member
Posted: Aug 10, 2008 1:59 pm    
Rip Taylor (Sigmond the Seamonster

That's Sigmund
Yikess
Member
Posted: Aug 26, 2008 12:13 am    
What in the holy hell did Coley do to her hair in the latest commercial?? It looks horrible on her.
mister linda
Member
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 3:59 pm | Edited by: mister linda    
[b][/b]Her hair and make-up look like she just got through shooting on the set of EVIL DEAD.


...,we're gonna get you,
we're gonna get you,
Time to go to slee-eep,
Not another pee-eep!

Made my dick XXX-tra hard!
mrs linda
Member
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 4:18 pm | Edited by: mrs linda    
delicious
mrs linda
Member
Posted: Aug 27, 2008 4:24 pm    
http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2004/070104/images/cover_stage_ 3.jpg
Fringeoflunacy
Member
Posted: Sep 7, 2008 11:24 pm    
Assets.....yes very nice assets...

http://assets.bizjournals.com/story_image/96917-0-0-2.jpg
Yikess
Member
Posted: Sep 22, 2008 8:19 pm    
Seems someone straightened Coley out
because her last two commercials have been much better.
Yikess
Member
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 12:33 pm    
Beautiful hair and smile in this weeks commercial but it looks like shes wearing the drapes.
Quinn
Member
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 2:40 pm    
How bout Melissa Sheffler?
http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?conten tId=5086820&version=1&locale=EN-US
heyradio
Member
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 5:55 pm    
How bout Melissa Sheffler?
http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?conten tId=5086820&version=1&locale=EN-US


Cute, but preggo I believe.
Quinn
Member
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 9:03 am    
!!!
Fringeoflunacy
Member
Posted: Aug 11, 2009 12:45 am    
Royal girl has let her ass get big...still exceptional cutie pie though!....maybe even cuter. You go gurl!
Doonoe
Member
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 4:30 pm    
Dude! Melissa Sheffler is tough as whip leather! I bet she gets crazy in black leather. Oh yeah, Royal chick is badass, too.
Vinyl Ritchie
Member
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 5:25 pm    
Royal girl has let her ass get big

you say this as if it is bad thing...shes a dancer...big ass, flexible...where's the hang up?
Fringeoflunacy
Member
Posted: Oct 8, 2009 10:47 pm    
you say this as if it is bad thing...shes a dancer...big ass, flexible...where's the hang up?

Royal would be broke without her bodacious ....er....ahem...sales abilities
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