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Dieter
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Posted: Apr 24, 2005 11:29 pm
Hey boys,
i´m from germany and i work here two weeks for a german Company.
So in germany we have streets where are working junkies and sell thier body.
Do you have the same kind of roads here in Kalamazoo.
Please help me because i need in the next two weeks sex.
thank you boys
Dieter
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Dieter
Member
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Posted: Apr 24, 2005 11:37 pm
i found this side by google with the words sex and kalamazoo.
and it was the first forum therefore thought I write in times
dieter
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april n
Member
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 12:48 am
wow!
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Mike M
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 1:34 am
Dieter,
Sex is a German thing. We don't do that in America.
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Dieter
Member
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 2:29 am
ok thang u american guy
you are very funny
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dick
Member
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 5:39 am
There is this prostitute named Dutch Herculies that will give you good BJ
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finger
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:10 pm
are you kidding? In kalamazoo, ALL roads lead to junkie boy sex! Ja!
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JJ Champion
Member
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 7:18 pm
Try this link to the Michigan Public Sexual Offender Registry. It's like online dating for deviants. Just type in Kalamazoo's zipcode (49048) and you're good to go.
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Paris Hilton
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 7:25 pm
That's hot.
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Eddie Amin
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 7:56 pm
There are ladies and "ladies" all along beautiful Portage Street between Howard's Liquor Store and the Sugarbowl .
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hollis brown
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Posted: Apr 25, 2005 8:00 pm
they all seem to hang out at a bar called "the up and under." strangly enough, i found a gay porn that my roomate had also called "the up and under" which featured men giving themselves blowjobs. go figure.
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junior
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Posted: Apr 26, 2005 12:20 am
battle creek is only like 20 minutes from kzoo. that place is whore central. contact johnny for the complete guided tour
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Useless Eater
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Posted: Apr 26, 2005 7:15 pm
Kalamazoo has it's fine ladiez and lady boyz walking the streets, no need to get your Wanderlust on.
Check out the action by the Sugar Bowl, by Deju Vu and near Chicago Grill and Subs (check out their Spicey Philly-Up while there). Also the North Side of town will mos def treat you right, Rose St. area. A friend told me that he had a crack whore suck his dick and he put his finger in her Arsch. That's like taking a shit and a dump in the same commode.
Worst case scenario: you go to the Velvet Touch and get a Velvet Touch. I heard that the glove isn't washed that often, costs $100+, and the ladies arms usually flap in the wind. Imaging your mamaw givin you a spit bath, you'll get there.
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Womb Raider
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Posted: Apr 26, 2005 8:40 pm
once again the goner board comes through with the info!
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pCAN
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Posted: Apr 29, 2005 8:14 pm
i haven't paid for sex with a crackwhore in years. i resent the insinuation.
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clubber lang
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Posted: May 2, 2005 5:16 pm
be careful, if you see a pretty white girl, shes a cop!
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TheMalevolentOne
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Posted: May 3, 2005 7:33 pm
Kalamazoo has every form of debauchery. A friend described it as a city with all of the problems of a big city without any the benefits. It's also the home of pop sensations The GodBullies.
I'd look for places listed as massage or hot tub palaces in the phonebook or local adult newspaper. They are usually places offering dirty sex for $$$, typically located in warehouse districts. Stay off of the street, it's a good place for even for people in know to get into high water. Good luck.
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eric o
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Posted: May 3, 2005 8:05 pm
i'd search some japanese websites. MI hooker otaku probably have all the info.
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SAMBEAUX
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Posted: May 4, 2005 3:00 pm
also the home of pop sensations The GodBullies
Also the home of the punk metal masters Jim Jones & the Kool-Ade Kids!
MANUFACTURED CHRIST!
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German Hercules
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Posted: May 9, 2005 5:09 am
Dieter go home! and post this in the ????? section. When i see you in Munich i'll kick your arryan ass. Ja Vol dumkopf!
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dutch hercules
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Posted: May 16, 2005 2:38 am
German...i know who you ARE!!!! you are a disgrace to your family!!!!
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mac
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Posted: Nov 7, 2007 3:01 am
i can give acompany for 2 weeks german beauty....
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mac
Member
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Posted: Nov 7, 2007 3:02 am
I need a girl for fun i am here for business for 2 weeks staying in hotel,,any one help me how to get a girl here.I am basically from india.
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clubber lang
Member
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Posted: Nov 7, 2007 9:47 pm
i know a dude with a nice set of tits
you might even get some stereo equipment out of it
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rich riggler
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Posted: Nov 7, 2007 10:01 pm
i know a dude with a nice set of tits
Brad X?
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Mickey
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Posted: Nov 10, 2007 6:54 pm
On Sprinkle Road there is a place called The Sprinkle Spa, its probably one of those places where you get a "happy ending".
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ghostphase310
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Posted: Nov 14, 2007 6:49 pm
ahahahaha Go back to Germany!
Steve!
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Useless Eater
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Posted: Nov 17, 2007 3:39 am
I'm a lot more mature than I was in 2005 and I still like Rose Tattoo.
Down the street from my house was a dog-faced whore who was either 15 or 40, couldn't tell, didn't get close enough. Portage road.
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